I hate New Year's Resolutions. Just wanna dry heave my eyeball out at the thought of writing down another “goal”. In the past, I always picked something that I would whip myself into shape for to beat myself into a better me. It never worked. Ever.Read More
Paleo Pushover, Need A Cleanse Do Over, Whole30 Master of None.
Low Carb White Knuckler, Diet Shake Guzzler, Ate All Your Points By 9.
A big fat fucking lie.
If I could have been honest I would have. Maybe.
But I couldn’t, so I didn’t because... no one calls in FAT.
I couldn’t speed dial my superior to say