I know, I know I talk a lot about my booty and what a weirdo I am with food but sometimes I think I forget to tell you a few of the MIRACLES that happened outside of the size of my ass – how food has saved my life, healed my children and continues to support my fab five into becoming better than we were before.Read More
Paleo Pushover, Need A Cleanse Do Over, Whole30 Master of None.
Low Carb White Knuckler, Diet Shake Guzzler, Ate All Your Points By 9.
A big fat fucking lie.
If I could have been honest I would have. Maybe.
But I couldn’t, so I didn’t because... no one calls in FAT.
I couldn’t speed dial my superior to say
The tales of my life, painted beautifully upon the canvas of Middle America, have the underlying theme titled: Scale Woes. Or, perhaps a more accurate depiction would be: Fuck the Scale.Read More